So, here it is:
If you download my apps from the App Store, I will not collect information from you. I will not sell information about you, and I wouldn’t have information to sell, anyway. That’s because my apps will not spy on you. Any information you enter into one of my apps stays on your phone and is not sent to a remote server somewhere. You can safely allow your children to play with my apps and you won’t have to worry about them draining your credit cards with lots of stupid in-app purchases, because my apps do not have in-app purchases.
This is currently true of all my apps in the App Store: